sex(6) manual page (EUNUCH Programmer's Manual)


sex - have sex


sex [ options ] ... [ username ] ...


sex allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) specified in the command line. If no users are specified, they are taken from the LOVERS environment variable. Options to make things more interesting are as follows:


external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option


bestiality with <animal>

chocolate sauce option

chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)

get a date with the features described in <file>

exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)

foreplay option

nasal sex with plants

coitus interruptus (messy!)

jacuzzi option (California sites only)

leather option

masochism (see -s)

triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option

necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program kills it)

oral option

parallel access (orgy)

debug option (proposition only)

pedophilia (must specify a child process)

quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)

sadism (target must set -m)

sundae option

voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities; area code prefix of 900 is assumed.

voyeurism (surveys the entire net)

whipped cream option

whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)


is a list of default partners which will be used if none are specified in the command line. If any are specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.


animals for bestiality

possible dates

sundae recipes

sado-masochistic equipment


^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.
^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.

Warning: Use condom(1).

MAN Author

Author prefers to be anonymous.


Oldest program ever.